Tuesday, August 28, 2007

UTAR...

i'm a student of UTAR, short for Universiti Tunku Abdul Rahman. and no, its not the same as UNITAR, short for Universiti Tunku Abdul Razak.

today a friend sent me something about UTAR, titled: UTAR poem...which i think, have clearly expressed what most, most of the students in UTAR felt...now here is the ''poem''

"i join UTAR because UM rejected me,
i thought UTAR would be a good Uni,
but end up wanna jump from KLCC...

UTAR existed thanks to MCA,
Dr. Ling always said UTAR is good;
as he employed all MCA member,
so u can see cina, cina and cina...

Admin people not helpful,
always ask us to tunggu, tunggu, tunggu;
do things slow like siput,
remind again kena marah like gila...

Big white shark always tipu us,
said we could form any club;
when we want snooker club,
she said snooker only for smokers...

Mr. Lai from Accounting very lan si,
drive an Unser like baby;
ask him something always say ok, ok, ok,
but always end up tak jadi...

Mr. Sun from FICT is a coward,
today say one thing tomorrow say another,
cannot take a good responsibility,
talks like chicken and looks like it...

UTAR treat us like donkey,
each sem put us different places;
from block PA move to block PD,
distance PA to PD is 2km...

FICT is getting crazy,
keep changing subjects for different intakes;
make us cannot get notes from seniors,
pity us have to study the whole text book...

lecturers in UTAR are so lousy,
no experience in lecturing,
pity them cannot speak english,
telling lame jokes makes the class boring...

UTAR is University Tak Ada Ruang,
everything in UTAR is limited;
based on first come first serve basis,
if u are slow then too bad...

classrooms in UTAR are 'cheap sikit',
aircond not cold we pening kepala,
too cold we become icebergs,
tables, chairs, white boards are too small,
i wonder who could stand the pain...

i drive CLK to UTAR everyday,
kesian my Cute Little Kelisa got no place to park,
so i always block peoples' car,
leave a message if wanna remove car,
but end up polis give summons...

PA canteen uncle very gemuk one,
i think he wear 65 inches pants,
always scold his worker malas tak kerja,
and the food always sejuk tak sedap...

library in UTAR really kecil,
least books, least seats, least tables;
students there are very noisy,
sometimes i feel like bunuh them...

UTAR computer lab tiada standard,
lab assistant always naik angin,
because we always ask him to change printer ribbon,
and UTAR server always got mati...

UTAR got no place for revision,
every corner i go always see people,
break time i always get crazy,
because there are no place to do homeworks...

95 percent UTAR student are chinese,
only talk mandarin, hokkien and hakka,
cannot speak a word in english,
so they always carry an electronic dictionary...

No doubts UTAR got leng lui,
very pretty, very cute, and sexy,
make sure u got money b4 asking them out,
if not later she lari...

UTAR always claim themself ada standard,
u will vomit blood when u know the truth,
paying RM4k+ every semester,
but u'll never get the value of 4k...

maybe u don't belive that UTAR is so 'Pariar'(lousy),
u may ask ur friends from UTAR,
to see whether i'm telling the truth,
i'm here to let u know how bad it is,
so don't waste time n money study here..."

i have no idea who came up with this ''poem'' and i cannot tell u that its exactly accurate at all, but mostly, its true. u may ask why am i still there, its because i still have not changed =) is that simple. most of the time, i personally, again personally regret entering UTAR.

they still have a huge huge room for improvements, but i see no further effort taken into that. they lack alot in the aspects of a studying environment, equipments (the microphones are almost always faulty), proper lecturers, and helpful/efficient management staffs.

P/S: the bills arrive faster than anything else that is!!! =D

10 surprises!:

Islander said...

I think UTAR is not as horrible as stated in the poem. But, one thing for sure, the management really need to improve. I don't know why they like to wait till the last minute to hand out the exam slip. It is so inconvenient for the students.
Besides that, how can there be mosquitos flying around in a fully air-conditioned place.

mĩśŞ ¢hЯ̧tÌńƐ said...

wow.. is it true UTAR is such a standard? students over thr can't even speak a word of English? OMG i put UTAR in my list for my next University to study at.. -.-"

Y i n J i u n said...

christine, haha. yes and no dear, its not as bad as the poem, the poet exaggerated his expressions... students over here can speak English, just mostly not fluent, and they choose to converse in mandarin, or other mother tongue most of the time. studying in kampar would be great, i think. if the management efficiency improves.

Y i n J i u n said...

DQ! yes i totally agree with u that the poet actually made things sound so much worse in his masterpiece =D. then again i said, there is a huge huge room for improvements in utar...especially management wise and also their facility. lets say, we paid 4k, even if we don't get really good lecturers, if the environment is as good as segi kota damansara i think complaints would be minimum =D. anyhow, gambateh for finals my dear friend =)

Y i n J i u n said...

oh yeah about mosquitoes >_< as long as there are breeding places for them filled with clean water...mosquitoes leader: tonight!! ladies shall dine in...air conditioned utar campus!! haha =) wear long pants ba, or use mosquito repellent

Islander said...

Hahaha. Yea. My Communicative English lecturer bought her own Shieldtocks to class.

Christine,
Students in UTAR can speak in English. Some can even speak better than some of the lecturers. It is just that most of the students prefer to speak in Mandrin.

Y i n J i u n said...

omg dq? for real? omg who's ur lecturer? damn kool >_< and funny at the same time...

yeah a gotta agree some are good speakers but they still, prefer to speak mandarin =) i do believe its individual rights but still they need to be aware that there are other races in utar that doesn't understand the language. maybe the poem author is a malay or indian who knows, someone who's offended.

Islander said...

Do you know Ms Yong? She's the one who cannot tahan the mosquitos, and brings shieldtocks to class. She's such a lovely lecturer. She even belanja us Secret Recipe Brownie cake... yum yum .... ^_^

Y i n J i u n said...

nope dq, the only communicative eng. lects i know are Ms Chan (my nyanyuk lect), Ms Tay (my tutor, she talks as if got isi tersirat in every sentence, but nevertheless she's a good tutor) and Ms Clementine...lect and tutor for other tutorials...-_- ur not saying she's lovely cos of the brownie aeh dq? =P

Islander said...

No la. Other than brownie, she's also a good lecturer. Her style of teaching is good. Besides that, imagine a lecturer who talks about Gwen Stefani, Linkin Park, MLTR (ok, maybe this group a bit old. haha)etc etc. She even watch Transfomers and went for Gwen's concert (She told us the movie and the concert is nice cool). Her age is like our parents' age.